Libraries, Archives, Technology, Impending Doom
Blah blah blah garblefart, the George W. Bush Presidential Library will be opening next week, on May 1 (which is also my birthday, worst birthday present ever), at Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas.
As reported by the Huffington Post, W says that the library “will be “helping to spread freedom as a way to marginalize the radicals.”” Oh goody.
In other presidential news, self-titled Queen Cunt of Fuck Mountain, the lovely Melissa McEwan of Shakesville, informs us that Momma Bush things we’ve had enough of her family fucking things up. Not that I’m terribly fond of any of them, but I always knew Barbara was my favorite Bush (did you know she’s pro-choice?).